Tis the season, niggas.

Tis the season, niggas.

It is blowing my mind how surprised people are that the Lindsay Lohan Playboy isnt selling. Hef thought it would be a classic? She has no nipples and has a drug problem. I wouldnt even want to see her naked if I was in jail.

WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! CATS!!!!

WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! CATS!!!!

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Ohhh Ohhhhh…clapclapclapclap UC! Oh, a blackout game means WEAR all black, not get blacked out? Good to know…

$300 dollars for a fucking pink tree, Target?!?!? Way to crush my dreams. Im too poor for a jolly Christmas.